Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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