What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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