all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
and she was petting her beer can
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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