OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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