Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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