god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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