Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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