you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Terrible idea I love it
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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