So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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