Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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