My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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