you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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