Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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