That's intense
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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