where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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