Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Shame - the story of my life.
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