yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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