I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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