my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.