Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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