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• (817): View more from Texas

  Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She went from zero to smokin in five shots

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.

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  Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.

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• (209): View more from California

  Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?

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• (408): View more from California

  She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.

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