I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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