what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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