i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
