Porn is love you can see.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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