only if we run a train.
done.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
