yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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