There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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