This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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