Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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