Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.