Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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