Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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