if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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