but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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