Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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