I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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