he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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