I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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