I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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