a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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