Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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