I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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