One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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