You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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