I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Oh god it's open bar.
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