Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
