If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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