Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This girl is more easily done than said...
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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