Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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