well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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