do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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You took a bar mat shot.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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