Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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