I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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